Why are you here?
Oh, so you're a nerd. Cool, me too! You're probably going to want to look at the professional side of my site.
Burning Man's pretty great. I've got a page about it.
Awww, it's so sweet of you to check in on me :) Unfortunately there's probably not much on here that you don't already know, but it's always good to get pageviews! Also, let me know if you see any particularly glaring bugs or typos.